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You Don’t Have To Be A Pig

YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A PIG TO BE A PIGGY

HANK.
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU’RE PINK OR HAVE A SNOUT
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU’VE GOT QUILLS A POKING OUT
WHETHER YOU ROLL AROUND IN MUD OR MUCK
OR IF YOU OINK, SNORT, MOO OR CLUCK

WHOA, ‘CAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A PIG TO BE A PIGGY
ALL IT TAKES IS A RUDE ATTITUDE
IF YOUR PET POOPS IN THE NEIGHBOR’S YARD
YOU TEXT WHILE DRIVING YOUR CAR
OR LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP AFTER YOU PEE
WHOA, WELL YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A PIG TO BE A PIGGY

SAMMY.
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU HAVE HOOVES OR CLAWS OR FEET
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT KINDA FOOD YOU LIKE TO EAT
IF YOUR SKIN IS PINK OR GREY OR GREEN
IF YOU’D RATHER BE DIRTY OR SQUEAKY CLEAN

HANK/SAMMY/CHORUS.
WHOA, ‘CAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A PIG TO BE A PIGGY
ALL IT TAKES IS A RUDE ATTITUDE
IF YOUR PET POOPS IN THE NEIGHBOR’S YARD
YOU TEXT WHILE DRIVING YOUR CAR
OR LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP AFTER YOU PEE
WHOA, WELL YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A PIG TO BE A PIGGY

BILLY BABOONSKY.
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU HAVE WINGS OR SCALES OR FINS
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU EAT RANCID TATER SKINS
YOU CAN BE SHORT AND FAT, SKINNY AND TALL
YOU CAN BE ANY SIZE AT ALL

FANNY FLAMINGO.
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU’RE COVERED UP WITH HAIR
ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOU REALLY JUST DON’T CARE
IF YOU’RE THOUGHTLESS, RUDE
MR. PRICKLES.
OR PRICKLY!
FANNY FLAMINGO.
YOU’LL MAKE OTHER FOLKS MAD REAL QUICKLY

ALL TOGETHER.
WHOA, ‘CAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A PIG TO BE A PIGGY
ALL IT TAKES IS A RUDE ATTITUDE
IF YOUR PET POOPS IN THE NEIGHBOR’S YARD
YOU TEXT WHILE DRIVING YOUR CAR
OR LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP AFTER YOU PEE
WHOA, WELL YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A…
HANK.
PIG!
SAMMY.
PIG!
FANNY FLAMINGO.
PIG!
BILLY BABOONSKY.
PIG!
MR. PRICKLES.
BELCH!
EVERYONE.
TO BE A PIGGY!

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