BLAH BLAH BLAH
OLIVER OXLEY.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
YAPPITY YAP
I TALK REAL LOUD
WHEN I OPEN MY TRAP
YAPPITY YAP
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I TALK SO MUCH
I THINK I HURT MY JAW
KERRY CROWSON.
WHY DO YOU THINK
THAT OX TALKS SO LOUD
HE DOESN’T REALIZE
HE’S SITTING IN A CROWD
ROSY RAVENHORST.
THIS IS SUCH A NICE PLACE
BUT HIS YAPPING SPOILED THE MOOD
CHORUS.
SPOILED THE MOOD
ROSY RAVENHORST.
WAITRESS CAN WE GET A
TO GO BOX FOR OUR FOOD?
CHORUS.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
OLIVER OXLEY.
CHITTER CHATTER
YACKETY YAK
COURTEOUSNESS
IS WHAT I LACK, WHOOO
YACKETY YAK
CHITTER CHATTER
WHEN I TALK THIS LOUD
EARDRUMS SHATTER
TOMMY TURTLETON.
THAT OBNOXIOUS OX
HE’S GOT NO CLUE
HE’S TALKING LOUD
WHAT CAN WE DO?
FELICIA FROGNER.
WE COULD SHOVE A ROLL IN HIS MOUTH
OR STOMP HIS PHONE TO BITS
CHORUS.
PHONE TO BITS
FELICIA FROGNER.
I’M WILLING TO TRY ANYTHING
TO MAKE HIM CALL IT QUITS
CHORUS.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
OLIVER OXLEY.
YADDA YADDA
BLURBITY BLURB
I DON’T REALLY DON’T CARE
WHO MY TALKING DISTURBS
BLURBITY BLURB
YADDA YADDA
I’M NOT READY TO END MY CALL
ALTHOUGH I PROBABLY OUGHTA
RACHEL LEPPÀRD.
THIS CAFÉ WAS QUIET
THE PERFECT PLACE TO EAT
HE’S GETTING ON MY NERVES
LET’S GET ANOTHER SEAT
RUDELLA LEPPÀRD.
PLEASE WON’T SOMEBODY TELL HIM
HIS PHONECALL IS IMPOLITE
CHORUS.
IMPOLITE
RUDELLA LEPPÀRD.
I WAS STARVING BEFORE
BUT I CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER BITE
CHORUS.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
OLIVER OXLEY.
CHIT CHAT
JIBBER JABBER
I TALK SO MUCH
SOME SAY I BLABBER
JIBBER JABBER
CHIT CHAT
A LITTLE BIT ‘O THIS
AND A LITTLE BIT ‘O THAT
OLIVER + RUBY RABBITSON/BUNNY BOZELLI/HARRIET HARRISON.
A LITTLE BIT ‘O THIS
AND A LITTLE BIT ‘O THAT
ABOVE + RACHEL AND RUDELLA LEPPÀRD.
A LITTLE BIT ‘O THIS
AND A LITTLE BIT ‘O THAT
ABOVE + RUBY RAVENHORST/KERRY CROWSON.
A LITTLE BIT ‘O THIS
AND A LITTLE BIT ‘O THAT
ABOVE + FELICIA FROGNER/TOMMY TURTLETON.
A LITTLE BIT ‘O THIS
AND A LITTLE BIT ‘O THAT
ABOVE + MARY MOUSELY/FANNY FLAMINGO.
A LITTLE BIT ‘O THIS
AND A LITTLE BIT ‘O THAT
EVERYONE.
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